I do not understand all this fuss over swimwear and Risa. It is borderline juvenile.

We need to have a talk about the birds and the bees, K'Suan.

  ::glares at the two preteen boys masquerading as intelligent men:: I am well aware of what sex is and the male preoccupation with it. As you have just demonstrated, it reduces you to mental incompetency. Perhaps that is why the ship is held together with duct tape. Go occupy yourself with some yoga....::waving them away::

Go occupy yourself with some yoga....

K'Suan? Perhaps I can interest you in some climbing? I am sure you would like the challenge of Galatha! I understand the cliff face changes pitch as one ascends!
 If you lose, you will have to take my horga'hn to the dinner hall at 1800 hrs, keep it on your table and stay for the entire five course meal! ^_^

Hmmm, interesting bet :)

keepin' track of this one ...

I'll see if I can ask the Admiral if the Lotus can stop by Risa for shoreleave. :)
*Admiral of Starfleet thinks to himself "I'll mutiny and steal a shuttle if I have to."

Rest Assured Lt. Commander Mutiny is not necessary.

"Helm, Set course for Risa, Maximum Warp!"

"Aye, Sir Course Plotted"

"ENGAGE!"